I know all the lyrics to 'Kiss this thing goodbye' by Del Amitri because my sister videotaped it on Rage and then played and paused it so that she could write down all the words.

True story. Honest to god. Every. Single. Word.

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So for Christmas, Santa gave me a treadmill.

Not so good with the subtle hints, the jolly old hypocrite.

... my big sister. She's so cool it's not funny.

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